Majlis Perkahwinan Helmi, Pensyarah KPM AM

Tarikh: 30 Mei 2010
Tempat: Rengit, Batu Pahat Johor

XPDC menyerbu makan free di Rengit, Johor
(konvoi 5 kereta)

dah lama aku tak ke negeri ini

lepas flyover ni, proses kira-mengira traffic lights bermula
(sebab kat traffic light no.10, kene kona kiri)

ujan lebat mencurah dari lepas bandar Muar sampai ke Rengit

Ema: our 'roller-coaster' driver
(tergolek-golek orang belakang...hehe)

kekanak riang yg tak berapa kekanak
;-p

sampai je, makan doluuuu....
(pengantin pun tak sampai lagi)
tengah tunggu pengantin
(masa ni ujan rerenyai)

sang suami pegang tak lepas tuan puterinya... hehe

bebaik dinda, lecak tu...

dinda dok sini ek

senyum dolu baru makan...

photographer panjat sofa untuk shoot gambau ni.. hehe

sang Raja memohon berkat seorang bonda

touch-up bebaik bini saya tu makcik...

kelepak kelepak kelepuk kelepuk
(bunyi kompang kot...)

Raja & Permaisuri bersama rakyat jelata...ehehe

nak jalan pun tak larat, kekenyangan yg amat

punye le 'indah' background tu...

pulang mari la pulang...

Shrek Forever After

i watched this with Udin, my youngest bro, at noon today.

worth your ringgit...

it also comes in 3D but since both of us cannot tahan 3D, it gives us severe headache, we watched it in 2D.

My favourite part... the ones with Puss. hehehe

"ass-napped, cat-tastrophy, donkey-culous"

My new toy

Nikon D90 with 18-105mm lens

dad at GH

at first he was placed at 3rd class ward - due to shortage of beds and rooms. but after Maghrib, he was moved to 1st class - 4 beds. yg kat 3rd class tu, asal nye bilik for 6 tapi sebab ramai nau sakit, jadik 9 in a room...

anyway, he'll be staying there until Sunday. if he's ok....

dia sakit "myocardial infarction"

sudah niatku

i got my 'time-based' promotion in January. and gaji baru ni, i got the arrears. quite a lot since my time-based was backdated to April 2008. 2 tahun punye tunggakan babe... hehehe

so, last friday, i held a makan-makan for all the warga kerja at my work place.

memang sudah ku niatkan, dapat tunggakan, akan ku adakan kenduri kesyukuran.

anyway, thanks to everyone who came... semua datang sebenarnye... hehehe...

and especially to Kak June yg tolong dari A sampai Z. dari tolong tempah makanan/minuman; tolong hidang and tolong kemas...

as for me: i'm happy :-D

nyaris kena "myocardial infarction"

heart attack daaa.....

during Oral quiz last week.

Me: what do you usually do on weekends?

Student: first-first, i go eat-eat with friend-friend. Then go walk-walk with friend-friend round-round shopping complex. Then see movie.

ter-takashima (terkesima... hehehe) pun ye, nak tergelak pun ye.....

anyway, once we're done, i did correct her mistakes and inform her not to simply direct translate from BM to English.

bahasa SMS

i do use 'bahasa SMS' but only the ones yg have been 'universally' accepted. so imagine my shock when i received this SMS from a student:

'ms, ass bl kn anta?'

'ass'???

i only know 2 'ass'-es. The keldai and the pungkoq.

but instead of asking the meaning of her 'ass', i replied:
"kamu cakap bahasa alien mana ni?"

hehehe.... baru le dia hantar ayat yg elok sket...

i don't know about ejin, but i do have students yg when writing essays, somehow tak leh lari dari writing 'u' instead of 'you', 'b4' instead of 'before' so on so forth.

what did i do? aku kata, "1 bahasa sms korang guna, sengaja atau tak, aku tolak 5 markah". ngeh ngeh ngeh... that seems to get their attention... 5 markah oiii... banyak tu. nak-nak plak if markah yg diorang dapat, is already low to begin with.

Lahabau kau...

ramai tanye aku, knape orang melaka suke nau guna 'lahabau' when greeting people.

hehehe... it's not a 'rude' word, actually it means 'lama nye takde berita dari kamu'...

you see, lahabau is actually a 'twisted' form of "la khabar", an Arabic phrase for 'why no news?'. Zaman dulu kan Melaka pusat perdagangan... so ramai saudagar Arab berniaga...

Pak Arab ni bila jumpe kengkawan yg dah lama tak jumpe, diorang cakap 'la khabar?'

orang melaka pulak, kami ni kan if ujung 'r' jadik 'u'... maka jadik le 'la khabar' tu... 'la khabau'...

and after many-many-many-many years... it becomes 'lahabau'.

dan memang sebenar nye penggunaan 'lahabau' tu untuk menyapa those yg dah lama kita tak jumpe, bukan untuk menyumpah. cume orang luar je yg guna 'lahabau' as a rude word....

Amali Sembelihan

Date: 10 April 2010 (Sabtu)
Venue: KPM Ayer Molek

It's a 3-in-1 program. Gotong-royong 'Gempur Pembiakan Aedes' followed by the 'Sembelihan' and finally "Pengurusan Jenazah". Petang and malam plak ada BBQ.

Ayam 40 ekor, kambing sekor.

Masa sembelihan tu le akan tau sapa yg nampak je berani tapi sebenar nye idok and sapa yg nampak je 'fragile' but actually very the berani one.... hehehe....

all in all, i had fun last Saturday. dah abis program, went for lunch at Resepi Rahsia... hehehe... lasagna and then tapau blackforest cheesecake. yummy-licious!

so many things to do, so little time to do

nak jumpa kengkawan lama pun tak sempat...

Buleh angin ahmar tau...

Tajuk esei : Crime Rate Increment.

yang buleh wat angin ahmar adalah ayat2 berikut:

1. Illegal racing is false in the rule.

2. They also like to clash the rule of the road.

3. Teenagers now cleverer in do newborn babies.

Y-o-Y

i had a slight misunderstanding with one of my close friends.

the matter is already settled and closed yet why am i still hurting....?

My mom muda-muda dulu

circa 1950

circa 1955
(with a relative)

circa 1960's
(behind-middle)

37 years old

1973

2010

KM and KPM English Carnival 2010

Date: 19 - 21 February 2010

Location: Kolej Profesional MARA Beranang

Theme: Fairy tales come alive

The Frog Prince... ong gedek gedek gedek... hehehe

Ya Habibi Ali Baba...

Beauty from Bandar Penawar

mood pukul 3.30 pagi camni le...
(mood ketibu... har har har)

tgh tunggu burger kol 3.30pg

Pengarah KM dan KPM pun kene pakai costumes gak

ayam tengah ngeram... hehe

Giant and Moooo the Cow

baru udah uli kuih tepung gomak...

sedang touch-up KPM AM's TPHEA

student mithali... hehehe

guess which bean is under the green 'window'

some of KPM AM's Jack & The Beanstalk casts

us, the accompanying lecturers from KPM AM

kengkadang je dapat rasa camni

lauk kenduri jiran tengahari tadik: grang asam, sambal belacan, nangka masak lemak, kari ayam, acar & ikan kering. Makan plak kat blakang umah dikelilingi pokok-pokok nan rimbun... angin lak berhembus kuat masa tu... fuhhhh...

nasib baik le kat umah orang... and makan plak dgn makcik2 & nenek2 sekitar rumah. if kat umah sendiri... mau aku tambah 2-3 kali!!!

nasib baik tuan rumah bagi kitorang berkat lauk yg sama... so... balun lagi le kat umah pastu! hehehe

but the ambience at that lunch hour moment was... really jarang dapat rasa.